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Levyafan

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Birthday:: Aug 7, 1998 (Age: 22)

Location:: Russia

Ascimator

Research Director, Male, 22, from Russia

On antags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI Nov 13, 2016

Ascimator was last seen:: May 9, 2017

1. Ascimator
  On antags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI
  
  Nov 13, 2016
2. Ascimator
  Why isn't Lonefly only crazy when it's March c'mon.
  
  Oct 11, 2016
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  3. Manored
    Yesssss
    
    Oct 11, 2016
  4. Ascimator
    Lonefly is like that one guy who pervs on everyone in a playful way so no one takes them seriously. /but someone does tho/
    
    Oct 12, 2016
  5. Lonefly
    Pls
    
    Oct 12, 2016
3. Ascimator
  BACK ON INTERNET REEEEE OH I HEARD YOU HAD A TORCH PLAYTEST GOOD FOR YOU
  
  Sep 1, 2016
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  3. Finalsong
    You missed it, we had a full real round on it. Like, every jobslot was full. It was great!
    
    Sep 1, 2016
  4. Ascimator
    *cries*
    
    Sep 1, 2016
  5. Alfa1561
    Hawke get back on my security team you shit I need reliable officers
    
    Sep 2, 2016
4. Ascimator
  *looks at staff online* eek
  
  Aug 21, 2016
  2. Alfa1561
    @HarryOB they're stealing ur phrase
    
    Aug 21, 2016
  3. HarryOB
    M- monsters.
    
    Aug 21, 2016
5. Ascimator
  Resomii reproduce through tears and crying into shoulders, confirmed.
  
  Aug 10, 2016
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  2. ZaCyril
    I'd prefer tear'ing one in two resomis.
    
    Aug 10, 2016
6. Ascimator
  Ten days without bae and up to 4 more to come. #bs12withdrawal
  
  Jul 30, 2016
7. Ascimator
  Server, get well soon!
  
  Jul 12, 2016
  2. Manored
    Is that a cue for reposting the song?
    
    Jul 12, 2016
  3. Ascimator
    Nah it's fine now.
    
    Jul 12, 2016
8. Ascimator
  I cri
  
  Jul 4, 2016
9. Ascimator
  Oh god I think something in SS13 is giving me IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL BSOD.
  
  Jul 2, 2016
  2. Manored
    https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0
    
    It hasn't gotten old, has it?
    
    Jul 2, 2016
    
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10. Ascimator
  Anyone else got trouble with connecting right now?
  
  Jul 1, 2016
  2. Noble Caos
    SOOOOOMETHING may have broken. @Mloc is working very hard
    
    Jul 1, 2016
  3. Manored
    https://youtu.be/t3otBjVZzT0
    
    Jul 2, 2016
    
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11. Ascimator
  OH MY GOD EVERYONE AROUND ME IS GETTING CATS/LIZARDS/BIRDS/TV SETS HELP
  
  Jun 20, 2016
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  3. 5crownik007
    Tv sets 4 lyfe.
    although i will always be here for you with some vat grown humans
    
    Jun 20, 2016
  4. Manored
    Human babes are inferior.
    
    Jun 20, 2016
  5. Levyafan
    *in a creepy voice* Joooooooin uuuuuuuuuuus...
    
    Jun 20, 2016
12. Ascimator
  You know you're procrastinating when you open a tab of the website you already have a tab of.
  
  Jun 18, 2016
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  2. Manored
    Also when you look at the clock and half of the day is gone but your list is still untouched and then you decide you're only going to do this last thing and then get to work and
    
    Jun 18, 2016
    
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  3. Ascimator
    Or when you decide you won't do anything big like play a round because you gotta get to work in a bit and then you waste so much time you might as well have played a round.
    
    Jun 18, 2016
    
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  4. Manored
    Gawd, I do that so much. "No, I won't play this now, I have things to do". Then in the end of the day I have neither done nor played anything, just wasted time on wikipedia/you tube/tv tropes/name a vice.
    
    Jun 18, 2016
13. Ascimator
  Middle of May, we had 25 Celcius. Now it's hailing. HAILING!
  
  Jun 6, 2016
14. Ascimator
  All of my characters are actually deep as fuck. It's not like they all behave the same because I'm bad at roleplaying, b-baka!
  
  May 27, 2016
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15. Ascimator
  Where's Spellround guys.
  
  May 9, 2016
  2. TheWelp
    I'm moving right now :(
    
    May 10, 2016
16. Ascimator
  http://pastebin.com/w7AuCghn In case of argument, use this.
  
  May 9, 2016
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  2. ALonelyStranger
    This'll work.
    
    May 9, 2016
17. Ascimator
  why would you ever want less memes
  
  Apr 20, 2016
18. Ascimator
  Did you just call noble Cargonia "slaves".
  
  Apr 13, 2016
19. Ascimator
  Homestuck's an anime now for real. Time to reread!
  
  Apr 13, 2016
20. Ascimator
  MFW teaching a /tg/player to play bay: https://49.media.tumblr.com/4561f2ea4134823c29a21fac80eaad5a/tumblr_mipb2m1BAA1qg4blro2_500.gif
  
  Apr 12, 2016
  2. Irrationalist
    More like teaching Hippie players
    
    Apr 12, 2016
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Jahred Hawke - First In, First Out
ADAM-09 - Aspiring Butler
Storm - Exodus: What's Yours is Ours
"I DON'T WANT TO BANG HIM!" - Ellie Lawson, 2560
OOC: AscimatorTH: Jahred had to very reluctantly flash her to drag her away so that the team could kill the AI (while the AI in turn was able to enable turrets)
OOC: Kanew2000: I took the meaning of 'flash' differently for a minute there.

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