tomdroid

Bay is dead. Bay remains dead. Bay is dead, and we have killed Bay.

we are all spake in essence

oh god I'm being followed

spake

jeans

my brain? replaced with bubble gum

alert: awoo inbound! activating awoo countermeasures

awoo-nee

i don't have time to explain how little time i have to explain

I put my hands over my ears i refuse to listen

nah

Gamer inbound

socks are not real

imagine unironically not being a member of the Master's army

metal gear revengeance is a good game ngl

only rain

there is no snow here

It's not even Christmas yet

Your honor, my client was simply filled with gamer rage