tomdroid

my brain? replaced with bubble gum

alert: awoo inbound! activating awoo countermeasures

awoo-nee

i don't have time to explain how little time i have to explain

I put my hands over my ears i refuse to listen

nah

Gamer inbound

socks are not real

imagine unironically not being a member of the Master's army

metal gear revengeance is a good game ngl

only rain

there is no snow here

It's not even Christmas yet

Your honor, my client was simply filled with gamer rage

establish anarcho-gamerism

such a funny meter to the roar of his repeater

father, i crave inhuman levels of affection

tomdroid is only slightly real

demand to see life's manager

make life take the lemons back