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Funny, Embarassing, and WOWIE ZOWIE Moments: XI

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ZeroBits, Apr 15, 2018.

  1. BunkyBunky

    BunkyBunky Bartender

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    DM me pics of your character in the sauna and I'll piece them together, let's all chill bay-bros
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  2. Roth

    Roth Chef

    hahahahahah loner
     
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  3. Boznar

    Boznar lazy sheep boss Game Administrator

  4. flying_loulou

    flying_loulou Senior Enlisted Advisor

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    I guess we'll never know...
     
  5. Menkhu

    Menkhu Chef

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    Will Spark says, "Ight imma head out."
     
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  6. Menkhu

    Menkhu Chef

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    This is how you chem as a GAS. They must all stay at 6, forever.
     
  7. Colfer

    Colfer Chef

  8. baRdin

    baRdin Assistant

    "Trust me I know what I'm doing"

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  9. Sergeant Adam

    Sergeant Adam Game Administrator Game Administrator

    sorry for the craptastic format and lack of creative editing (not really)
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  10. Rodmuth

    Rodmuth Game Moderator

    That looks hilarious, how did it end?
     
  11. Sergeant Adam

    Sergeant Adam Game Administrator Game Administrator

    not well
     
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  12. BunkyBunky

    BunkyBunky Bartender

  13. Piccione

    Piccione Chef

    Local Corpsman Performs an Exorcism!
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  14. lavillastrangiato

    lavillastrangiato Bartender

    Local Man Refuses To Be ROIC, Has To Be Because Any Other Option Is Death
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  15. Original Name

    Original Name Bartender

  16. GrazalThruka

    GrazalThruka Bartender

    A fairly haunting recording we picked up one round:

    [00:00] Recording started.
    [00:04] Daniel Berkland says, "Mr. Burris, say cheese."
    [00:07] Vidar Vlaustein asks, "Smart idea, does anyone have a recorder?"
    [00:07] Melvyn Burris asks, "I've got to be in the cage?"
    [00:14] Vidar Vlaustein says, "You do, I'm sorry Sir."
    [00:22] Melvyn Burris says, "Wouldn't be the first time..."
    [00:24] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "So this is... slime trials one, recorded by Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi, on..."
    [00:31] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi exclaims, "Melvyn Burris!"
    [00:46] Melvyn Burris asks, "What's this counter for?"
    [00:49] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Now please sir, lay down if you want, or we can do it standing."
    [00:51] Daniel Berkland says, "Just because."
    [00:58] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi exclaims, "That's a geiger counter, for radiation!"
    [00:59] Vidar Vlaustein says, "That checks radiation, nothing to worry about Sir."
    [01:08] Melvyn Burris says, "Alright, let's just do the thing."
    [01:14] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Of course sir."
    [01:18] Daniel Berkland says, "Test is operating at standard atmopshere and temperature."
    [01:26] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Injecting."
    [01:37] Daniel Berkland says, "Serum is in."
    [01:42] Melvyn Burris asks, "Alright, can I get my money now?"
    [01:47] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Mr Burris, how do you feel/."
    [01:50] Melvyn Burris says, "Ow."
    [01:53] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Well I assume well now actually."
    [02:01] Melvyn Burris says, "I have some pain in my lower body."
    [02:11] Vidar Vlaustein asks, "Can you describe this pain Mr. Burris?"
    [02:20] Melvyn Burris says, "It's dull, like a gentle throbbing."
    [02:29] Melvyn Burris yells, "Woah!"
    [02:31] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Adminstering second dosage."
    [02:31] (Unrecognized sound)
    [02:33] Melvyn Burris exclaims, "What's happening to my elkg!"
    [02:35] Melvyn Burris shouts, "My leg!"
    [02:41] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "Oh no..."
    [02:44] Melvyn Burris says, "Oh god."
    [02:47] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Don't worry sir."
    [02:51] Vidar Vlaustein says, "This is natural."
    [02:51] Melvyn Burris shouts, "My leg!"
    [02:51] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi exclaims, "M-medical to the Petrov!"
    [02:57] (Unrecognized sound)
    [03:01] Melvyn Burris exclaims, "Look at my legs!"
    [03:10] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "W-whoa--"
    [03:14] Melvyn Burris says, "Oh my god."
    [03:18] Vidar Vlaustein says, "It is fine Sir."
    [03:21] Melvyn Burris yells, "Oh what's happening to my arm!"
    [03:27] Melvyn Burris exclaims, "Oh good lord!"
    [03:28] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi shouts, "Medical should probably come!"
    [03:34] Melvyn Burris says, "This is not normal, my arm -"
    [03:35] Daniel Berkland says, "Mr. Burris is melting, I think."
    [03:47] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi exclaims, "S-subject's arms and legs are... turning into a slime-like substances!"
    [04:03] Melvyn Burris shouts, "I thought you told me this was safe!"
    [04:04] Melvyn Burris shouts, "Oh god!"
    [04:06] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Another arm down."
    [04:11] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi asks, "Y-you told him this was safe?"
    [04:11] Melvyn Burris says, "Oh god my arms."
    [04:18] Vidar Vlaustein says, "This is safe, as safe as I can make it."
    [04:28] Melvyn Burris exclaims, "Jesus christ, my arms are jelly!"
    [04:30] Melvyn Burris shouts, "Fucking jelly!"
    [04:36] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Don't worry Mr. Burris."
    [04:41] Melvyn Burris exclaims, "I can't even my my fucking hands!"
    [04:41] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi asks, "C-can you use your arms, Mr. Burris?"
    [04:44] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Once your body fully changes you will solidfy."
    [04:51] (Unrecognized sound)
    [04:53] Mouse says, "Let me through, please."
    [04:53] Melvyn Burris stutters, "I'm going to p-puke o-oh god."
    [05:05] Melvyn Burris stutters, "My l-legs, oh good lord."
    [05:12] Vidar Vlaustein shouts, "Now stop!"
    [05:13] Daniel Berkland says, "....christ, Vidar."
    [05:19] Vidar Vlaustein says, "We can't stop the change, that could be a bigger issue."
    [05:21] Melvyn Burris stutters, "Th-The pain!"
    [05:29] Melvyn Burris stutters, "This hurts s-s-so g-god damn much!"
    [05:36] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "Yes, ma'am."
    [05:40] Melvyn Burris yells, "A solid god damn fucking 10!"
    [05:47] Mouse says, "This man is dying. Even if the process is voluntary, I must insist that he be taken to Medical at once."
    [05:53] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "Mouse, we have orders from the captain to have him stay in the Petrov cells."
    [06:02] Vidar Vlaustein says, "If we stop the transformation, it could end him more painfully."
    [06:02] Mouse says, "I'd like to see those."
    [06:09] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "Over comms..."
    [06:13] (Unrecognized sound)
    [06:27] (Unrecognized sound)
    [06:31] Melvyn Burris says, "Oh god."
    [06:35] (Unrecognized sound)
    [06:41] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "T-this is..."
    [06:47] Melvyn Burris shouts, "This hurts!"
    [06:55] (Unrecognized sound)
    [07:03] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Fine, this should work to save him more effectivly."
    [07:04] (Unrecognized sound)
    [07:17] Vidar Vlaustein says, "Now take him... I can't let him die."
    [07:19] (Unrecognized sound)
    [07:33] (Unrecognized sound)
    [07:38] Vidar Vlaustein says, "This was supposed to be much safer."
    [07:41] Daniel Berkland says, "Karera, stop recording."
    [07:42] Karera Lockhart-Mitsubishi says, "Um... test concluded."
    [07:44] Recording stopped.
     
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2020
  17. UnsavorySquid

    UnsavorySquid Petty Officer First Class

    Notes of steel-Song couldn't handle the pressure of the away mission. popgoesthehead.jpg
     
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  18. Sergeant Adam

    Sergeant Adam Game Administrator Game Administrator

  19. Original Name

    Original Name Bartender

  20. lavillastrangiato

    lavillastrangiato Bartender

    the adventures of ai matsuoki, corporate liason, and john kowalski, executive assistant
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