Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ZeroBits, Apr 15, 2018.
A couple funzies I recently gathered
Peak Funeral RP
Aiden's devil machine, 100% concentrated non-sense.
And the best for the end :
A sight on cameras strikes me to emergency-
"Chrisher! the captain put his dress uniform on!" I roar
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" he fucks
when I hear our local bald man is getting his dress uniform the court martial is confirmed to my mind. I walk into the mess. "hey guys, who wants to watch a court martial?" before it starts, I slip over to brig while Raven is dressing our suitor and I put a shortwave set to a special frequency in his coat with the microphone on before he goes off to defend himself. Then, as circumstances lead, I invite everyone to medical.
Highlight was probably Chris blowing his cover by asking for shirts of various quotes from the event.
and then i broadcast the court martial on sec comms
When you compare your size to a monkey, it isn't a defense to you being short that you think it is.
I got a new mob spawner tool for hands off enforcement.
<3 @Mucker for giving staff WMDs
Dunno if this is the right place but i have to tell this story somewhere. It shant be blaming i only found it very memorable for it averted expectations a few times.
Our story begins with a single 30 years old engineering trainee. Bored me saw it alone on the manifest and decided it will show him around.
When it said the following I knew this wouldnt be easy:
Still i tried to help him and setup the supermatter with him even though he almost screwed it about twice by just pressing any random button he came along.
I told him to stop pressing things he doesnt know what they do all the while i did damage control and trying to explain what he the stuff actually does and what to do.
Yet just a second after i got stuff under control he pushed another random button for the third time. I fixed it but at this point my patience was gone. I told him to not press anything and cryod.
At this point the SM was running and would keep running but alas while being scared and alone he pressed a random button yet again...
2 Minutes later our story continues like everyone would suspect:
I was happily awaiting the boom at the chamber when either our trainee had a bright moment or an admin intervened and the core was ejected at exactly that moment!
Leaving us with the following:
I was sad that the trainee would evade its due punishment. But it wouldnt be a good story without a proper surprise!
It put on a void suit and quickly examined the chamber from within apparently he had to make certain that the core was gone.
I was happy for SS13 would finally execute proper judgement:
Since it was the only person on ship our valiant trainee started breaking into medical. Probably confused by the machines though it didnt take anything and quickly left again barehanded. I began to see the fear setting it in its eyes.
But my thirst for proper punishment was not to be sated.
A few moments later it seemed to realize it was beyond help. It ran to the cryo pods stripped naked and jumped in and cryoed without experiencing the sweet release of death.
If you see Nevil.. Run while you still can
Grug make fire
Grug make Medical Tribe STRONG
Pirates of the Auralis, or Why Looting Four Emitters Is A Good Plan
Bonus: The results of our shitbirding
The entire time I was hoping the Torch would send down their own emitters
COS SLEEPER'D AT BEGINNING OF THE FIGHT
CHARON DESTROYED (WITH FACTS AND LOGIC)
DAVID ARMSTRONG HAS PANIC ATTACK
What lucky selection of away sites allowed you to get four emitters?
singularity station has four emitters and a singularity generator
naturally we had to run with it
Ace Corpsman:Thomas Wilson Investigations
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